I have a DVD. Never mind. You didn't read that.
I didn't say anything. Honest.
Moving right along....
Wonder if Food Giant had those hideous pastries Kellogg's offered for a
short while that looked like "Pop Tarts" after a bad acid trip:
No, they weren't.
From the "What were they smoking??!!" department:
CUSTOMER 1: "Uhhh, what's with this cheeseburger? The meat patty is coated in what looks like an inch of greasy, salty breading!"
CUSTOMER 2: "Excuse me ... but my fish & chips dinner has grill marks on the fish pieces, and is covered with mustard, ketchup and mayo."