This was no doubt the first time anyone got the maddeningly catchy "Small World" song stuck in their head.
Eat all you want, glutton. Then, after you get home, just chug a whole bunch of Sealtest low-calorie lemonade to counter the effects of that binge meal. It's all good.   Really.

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Lessee ... this is the airport, so the BBQ beef rib plate
must be more like $1.25 at a restaurant in town.