Hawley spent a short amount of time in Birmingham before relocating to
Memphis, where he would go on to become a much-revered personality.
For decades he was heard - and seen - on that city's NBC station, WMC.
"Thank you for calling your
A&P Super Market, where the elite meet to shop. This is Jane
speaking. Ann ain't here ... heh heh heh ...."
And he's being stalked by a bald
guy allegedly named Mr. Elmer.
Not too far behind is a red-bearded
dude by the name of Notasulga Sam.