Buy Kellogg's, and you'll really be "messing in your Post Toasties."
In the spirit of April Fool's Day, the Admiral "Miracle Tone Arm" helps keep your lettuce and other produce nice and crisp ... and the "Dual Temp 2-in-1" does wonders for your FM reception. I dare say you could pick up stations from the frozen north. Just don't get so carried away during Suspense that you close the door while you're in there.
(Wonder if there's
any "Lime Cola" in that fridge?)