DIARY OF A LOSER:
We gave "This Month In History" a badly-needed Viking
funeral. Good riddance! Now Darryl H. will have to find someone
else to pester ... go harass the people behind Old
Kansas City instead.
April 1, 2010: Dan Cole reconsiders the unfortunate decision
he made three years earlier to provide web space for REWOUND.
March 31, 2010: Russell's wife
Amy realizes his ex-wife is right -- he DOES need psychiatric help, adding,
"The help he needs is not that which is found in his Beatles album collection."
February 30, 2010: Russell was molested by the Vegecal
Man, while banjo music played from the ensemble Three Off The Wagon.
November 2009 - February 2010:
Stuff. Just stuff. Quit being so nosey.
September 31, 2009: I woke up.
I went to work. Ate lunch. I went home. Kissed my wife
hello. Ate supper. Kissed wife goodnight. Went to bed.
October 2007 - September 2009: Nothing happened that
I can remember. There was this purple haze....
September 31, 2007: Nothing happened today, either.
Octember 42, 1968: A young Russell Wells is in deep doo-doo
after Miss Jane's Magic Mirror catches him eating a Kentucky Fried Chicken
drumstick instead of a Jack's Hamburger.
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-- 6:30-ish, AM or FM EDT
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Just try and stop me.
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Oh, and check your calendar,
peoples. The "regular" site - and, yes, "This Month"
- will return tomorrow. Happy April 1. :-)